Post by Swiftstar on Jun 22, 2017 4:24:06 GMT
Enjoy my ranting
Warrior cats. The reason (I'd assume) This site exists. Here are some things that I H A T E about the series.
! Salt Incoming ! (Also some censored cussing)
Warrior cats. The reason (I'd assume) This site exists. Here are some things that I H A T E about the series.
! Salt Incoming ! (Also some censored cussing)
- I hate squirrelflight, Ivypool, dovewing, Clear sky, scourge, Cinderpelt, Cinderheart, leafpool, Lionblaze, FIRESTAR, BRAMBLESTAR, SANDSTORM, probably a lot more ;P
- I think that firestar's character was good at the beginning, but became ridiculous as it went on.
- Dovewing & Ivypool's arc was ridiculous and shoved hollyleaf away from the prophecy she was meant for.
- Lionblaze: Everything all 8 year old roleplayers start off with.
- Squirrelflight: Little miss perfect. (Who tf makes their mate deputy???)
- Scourge: Edgy cat that everyone started drawing with human hair like fur tufts on his head. Fricking dog teeth. HOW DID HE EVEN DO THAT >>>>
- Cinderpelt: I thought she was cool until she became stupid.
- Cinderheart: Wow good job you reincarnated the least important warrior instead of per-say, Mosskit, Snowkit, literally any other kit that died.
- Leafpool: She was the wonderfully-cliche medicine cat with a mate had kits which she knew one was destined to die, one was immortal, and one was a mind-reader.
- Firestar: new-cat-to-the-clan-rookie becomes leader because of a set of lucky events that if they hadn't happened we would've gotten to kill him off sooner.
- Bramblestar: I wanna be the loyalest clan in the world to prove that im not like my dad even though I lied to 3 kits for moons and then caused emotional turmoil because of the fact that they weren't his kits and they were all in a Breaking-the-warrior-code scandal.
- Sandstorm: WOW SO ORIGINAL girl acts like she doesn't like someone and then becomes their mate making them fall in love with a brat who lied to herself.
- Tons of the evil cats are, Plot twist, related to tigerstar.
- Might as well have a thanksgiving feast because everyone is heading to the dark forest tonight!
- -Father isn't there for kitting- A brown tabby she-cat has two white kits and her mate is a black tom. -black tom see's kits- THESE ARE DEFINITELY MY KITS. >>>
- F*CKING THUNDERCLAN IS GOODY-TWO-SHOES CLAN AND SHADOWCLAN IS DARTH-VADER CLAN. >>>
- every fucking main character is in a prophecy or has some special omen or becomes a high rank later ;/
- Firestar x Spottedleaf, Firestar x Sandstorm, Firestar x Cinderpelt/Heart , etc.
- All of thunderclan is basically half kitty-pet. >>>
- Gotta have that casual kit runs away from camp lives in another clan for three years and then realizes they are a prophecy. (I dunno if this happened but it might as well have ;/)
- When in a clan battle, put your bets on f*cking thunderclan they always have the main characters so they always win. Unless it is the instance where they lose greatly and then some f*cking prophecy is born that brings starclan to fight.
- The new series in general. And fricking Needlepaw, The first thing you think of is needles as in hospital! not pine needles (If you did get that immediately props.)